I’m not sure if I posted an hour after Unk, or if I posted 3 minutes after Unk. Not sure how this site handles the time, but I know it’s kinda funky from past experiences.
Do doo do do doo doooo… Baddummm
Wait, that the X-Files theme.

ok, i gotta stop this it is going twilight zone.

come on UNK post a new post we need inspiration!!!!!!

Unk

…it’s funky.

unk I like you but please, no…stroking.

not unless you’re going to make sure you will keep working on “my script” until it has a “happy ending”

(god I’m sorry, I couldn’t stop myself)

Unk

Hmmm… Dude. Now I understand where you’re coming from. Your entire life is just one big Goddamn funk after another.

I feel for ya, Babe.

Let’s do lunch. LOL.

Feel better now?

Eat me (again).

Unk

(get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuumble)

Hey man it’s coolio you have a cat door but don’t go writing no self aggrandizing BS about life and death and how you through some dove that your, you’re, ur catz brought home was going to help get you out of some piti-party funk. “if he made it I felt like I could pull thru my” wah wah wah…

you did make it. bird didn’t.

you rich ass, successful, celeb just signed onto my script and I sent them free ideas cause I care so much about the “art” wanna be tough ass sensitive guy

funk you unk! I’m a short, bald ass wanna be, 40yr old script writer living in my mom’s house!

FUNK UNK! everyone! let’s get this guy!

oh, and to the UNK faithfull, …wah! please read my script then kick my ass with your brutally insightful honesty. It really helps my writing. Oh and can you get me a manager-agent-singer song writer?

f-UNK you all!!

…sorry, Should I have put that on that venting post?

PS. seriously, sorry about the bird. sucks. tough moral dilemma IMO. I know there’s nothing I can say about the cat door thing. Some people let them out. I’m just sad the birdy died and that your cats could conceivably get run over or picked off by a hawk or one of dem dere coyotes.